Some Cool Stuff God Did

He made fish,

So we could have fish tacos.

He made sunshine,

So we could wear sunglasses.

He made mountains,

So we can climb.

He made us,

So we can have someone to love.

He made the brains in the guys who understood the chemistry necessary to invent plastic,

So we could have white, artificial, pre-lit Christmas trees.

He made Crossroads,

So we could have someplace to put them.

Cool, huh?